still have writer’s block. i think. bill suggested that “undies, poo,
and sex” are always interesting subjects to write about, which is true
except harold has already written something about undies,
my pooing sessions have been uneventful (nice solid turds, nothing out
of the ordinary), and sex is something i hardly know about except for
the random tales i overhear from people who think i’m asleep. so i guess
i’m up shit creek for a while. but…
i did learn something new today. it turns out that the bananas we eat
are hybrids and also sterile. and that bananas are expected to go
extinct unless we use some of that fancy genetic engineering. it’s
ironic to think that the most phallic fruit (hah! fruit!) is asexual and
sterile. sorta like my love life.
and now for something totally random. porn star asia carrera dressed up as winnie the pooh.
